The internet is always there for me in times of need.

I suck at lazy Sundays. But I excel at the internet. Enjoy these lazy Sunday musings.

I’ve been podcast hopping this week. My latest podcast discoveries have included:

• Missing Richard Simmons — This is even better than my friends told me it was.
• Bloomberg’s Game Plan
• Can He do That? — The Washington Post is using this Presidency to raise their profile and I support it.

I’m also quite obsessed with the pursuit of justice for Brad’s wife. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, click here. I can only fantasize how I’d handle this as a social media manager. To begin, I have brainstormed some of the reasons Cracker Barrel may have fired Brad’s wife:

• Her comfort was not made from scratch.
• Her “fancy fixins” were not that fancy.
• The sun had set on her sunrise sampler.

Earlier this week I asked my Facebook friends a question I heard on the radio: Which celebrity would you least like to be stuck on a deserted island with? Some of mine:

• Kanye West
• Any Kardashian
• Ann Coulter

I didn’t put Trump there because that’s just too obvious.

I saw Beauty & the Beast and I liked it. I didn’t love it, though. I think this article sums it up perfectly well. I need to start going to more movies again; I’ve fallen out of the habit lately. I used to stay up late at night at least once a week watching new movie trailers and deciding what I would go see that weekend…. If only there were 34 hours in a day. I’d really like to see Get Out, which seems to have taken the world by storm, and I’d like to see – believe it or not – the new Power Rangers movie. I’m apt to steer clear of Life, despite is starring Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal and this interview with them being delightful:

Before I actively resume my lazy Sunday (hypocrisy intended), let me leave you with this amazing article best summed up with part of the headline: “I’m Sweary AF and That Ain’t Gonna Change.”